The Flea's Oath....The 4 Golden Rules

(Put your right hand up in the air) and say "I (reader) solemly swear by the oath of the flea's to obey and follow the steps in accordance of the FleaMarketer's House Rules:

#1
I willingly accept that my home will never look like the inside of a Pottery Barn magazine...but close. Why would I want to change my curtains in accordance to the holidays anyway?

#2
I will donate, donate, donate. Why? To get rid of clutter, of course. Also, so other people may enjoy my once cherished items that will fit the attire of their flea-market home. (What? YOU SAY THAT YOU LOVE THAT BLUE CERAMIC ELEPHANT YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAVE YOU.....well here's a fun idea, spray-paint it according to the accent colors in your house).

#3
I wont spend more than $300 in decorating items in a year's time. This means bedding, rugs, wall art, vases, furniture, mirrors, etc. We will survive this....I swear.

#4
I will have fun....fun.....fun.....until daddy takes the t-bird away (Beach boy fans anyone??? Bueller...Bueller......Bueller? Decorating is fun....especially when your not spending $6o on a blue-striped pillowcase. Can you say ridiculous? :)